Super Mario Kart > Drivers

Koopa Troopa & Toad
Acceleration: Good
Top Speed: Okay
Steering: Great!

Koopa Troopa
Koopa Troopa is arguably the most popular driver in the game. He has a slow high speed, but good acceleration and excellent steering. He is very easily bumped around, so don't play chicken against Bowser. When the computer uses him, he will sometimes throw green or red shells at you.

Toad
Toad... he (is Toad a he?) doesn't like look a toad, but he's a pretty good driver. Not very popular it seems however. He has the same stats as Koopa Troopa. When the computer uses him, he will sometimes throw mushrooms in front of you that will shrink you if you hit them.


Princess Peach & Yoshi
Acceleration: Great!
Top Speed: Okay
Steering: Okay

The Princess
The Princess has one of the fastest acceleration in the game. Her top speed and turning are okay. When the computer users her, she will sometimes throw mushrooms at you and if you hit them you will shrink.

Yoshi
Yoshi has the same abilities of the Princess, but personally, I like Yoshi more. When the computer uses him, he will sometimes throw eggs at you.


Mario & Luigi
Acceleration: Okay
Top Speed: Good
Steering: Good

Mario
Mario is a good all-around player. Top speed, acceleration, turning, etc. are all balanced. When the computer uses him, he will sometimes use Star power (invincibility).

Luigi
Luigi is also an all-around player, same stats as his brother. When the computer uses him, he will sometimes use Star power (invincibility).


Bowser & DK Jr.
Acceleration: Slow
Top Speed: Great!
Steering: Good

Bowser
Bowser is one tough looking dude, and he has the highest top-speed in the game. He also has one of the slowest accelerations. Be careful not to bump into any walls if you drive with him. I don't recommend him for battle mode because of his slow acceleration. When the computer uses him, he will sometimes throw lava balls at you.

Donkey Kong Jr.
The same stats as Bowser. Umm, that's all I can think of to say about him. When the computer uses him, he will sometimes throw bananas at you.

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